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AFRAID OF:
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] giving birth <-- Yes, holy shit.
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 1

[ ] being touched
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk <-- Are you fucking kidding me?
[ ] clowns
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] Thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 1

[ ] rain
[ ] wind (strong ones) <--*puuurt*
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] family
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 0

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases <-- Being paralyzed or disabled both mentally and physically.
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind <-- Bitch please, I'm half blind.
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up

Total so far: 1

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat <-- Scary shit.
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Final Total: 3 (2)


If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are liars...

So apparently I'm fearless. Well, that's nice.
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100 derps meme.

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Oh look, a meme.

~> * Have you ever * <~

1. Kissed your cousin: Nope.
2. Ran away: Yes, from school, from friends, from enemies, from idiots and from my ex-girlfriend (She was trying to kick me in the balls and break my arm! (Because I broke up with her.)
3. Pictured your crush naked:  Yes, of course I did.
5. Broken someone's heart: Yes.
6. Been in love: Nope, never ever, I don't love, I only hate <}<
7. Cried when someone died: Yes.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yeah...
9. Broken a bone: Nope!
11. Lied: Everyone does it.
12. Cried in school: Yep.

~> * Which is better * <~

13. Coke or Pepsi: COCAINE. (Not really... But Coke...)
14. Sprite or 7UP: I don't give an ass about any of them.
15. Girls or Guys: We are equal.
16. Flowers or candy: DERP, flowers are my favourite food, silly!
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: MOUSTACHE.
19. Blondes or Brunettes: Redheads.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: Slutty.
21. Tall or Short: It doesn't matter.
22. Pants or Shorts: PANTS.

~> * With the </s>opposite<> whatever sex * <~

23: What do you notice first: Face, personality.
24. Last person you slow danced with: I can't remember, but it was quite long ago.
25. Worst Question To Ask: There are alot of stupid questions to ask...

~> * The Last time * <~

26. Showered: This morning.
27. Had Sex: 1825, under the battle of harpendurr!

~> * What is (your favorite) * <~

29. Your Good Luck Charm: An ace of spades. :iconemizu:
30. Person You Hate Most: I wouldn't even tell if I knew, it's against my ethics.
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: MY BIRTH.
32. Color: Red, purple and green. Also black & white.
33. Movie: I have no idea.
36. Cars: The kind with wheels.
37. Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip or Cookies and cream.
39. Season: Spring / winter.
40. Breakfast Food: Iron nails.

~> * Who * <~

43. Makes you laugh the most: Emina, David, Mikkel and many, many, others.
44. Makes you smile all the time: Anon.
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: No one. Especially when I'm as happy as possible.
46. Has A Crush On You: YOU CAN'T GET CRUSH IN DENMARK DERP.
47. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yep, I'm working on it...
48. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys.
50. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: a.a

~> * Do you Ever * <~

50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Yep.
51. Save MSN conversations: I don't use MSN.
52. Save Emails: Yep, I don't delete 'em.
53. Wish you were someone else:
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Nope.
57. Perfume: Nope. Men uses cologne. But no. Deodorant is fine for me.
58. Kiss: Yeah!
59. Romantic memory: Making out on a ship under a bridge. (true story)

~> * Have you * <~

61. Fallen for your best friend?: u-u
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: Yep.
63. Been rejected: Yes.
64. Been in love?: WHAT IS LOVE?
65. Been in lust?: B)
66. Used someone?: Not really.
67. Been used: Once upon a time a random girl came over and took... My... Photo.
68. Cheated on someone?: Nope.
69. Been cheated on?: Yeah.
70. Been kissed?: Yeah.
71. Done something you regret?:

~> * The Last Person * <~

72. You touched?: If dogs count, Takoda, if not David.
73. You talked to?: Emina.
74. You hugged?: David.
75. You instant messaged?: Emina!
76. You kissed?: 0u0 (no wait that looks stupid.)
78. You yelled at?: The ball at a soccer/football game.
80. Who broke your heart?: Some random and mad doctor.
81. Who told you they loved you?: Everyone does! B)

~> * Do you * <~

82. Color your hair? Nope, natural.
83. Have tattoos? Nope.
84. Have piercing? Right ear, stretched to 3 mm.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope, not yet... e_e
86. Own a webcam? Yup.
87. Own a thong? Nope.
88. Ever get off the damn computer? You can't force me!
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nein, ich sprechen nicht Deutsch
90. Habla espanol?  Un poquito.
91. Quack?: Quack quack quack quack.

~> * Have you/do you/are you * <~

92. Stolen anything? Yeah, FUCKDAPOLICE.
93. Smoke? Weed, cigarettes and whatever people throw at me.
94. Schizophrenic? I agreed with me that we are not, and we are 100% sure of that because I prove it to me.
95. Obsessive? Sometimes..
96. Compulsive? Sometimes.
97. Obsessive compulsive? Nope.
98. Panic? Panic attacks? It happens.
99. Anxiety? Nope.
100. Depressed? Nope.

Hello everyone, you are tagged.
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My fractals won't turn out good... :icony-u-noplz: Y U NO MAKE GOOD FRACTAL MANDELBULB?!
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Hello!
The Past Couple Of Months I've Been Rather Lazy! And Sadly I Got Grounded Until October. Parents Found My Smoking Gear... Whoops...
Any-case!
I Just Got A Free Skateboard Ramp From My Cousin, I Also Got Alot Of His Clothes (Which Was Covered In Paint Because He Is A Graffiti Artist).
I Feel Rather Artsy Right Now, And Something In My Head Wants Me To Go All Creative... But On Top Of That, I Got A Major Art-Block... Shitfuck!
I Also Started Listening To Heavy Jazz Like Art Blakey So If Any Of You Guys Knows Any Heavy Jazz Artists, Please Tell Me.
Thats All For Now, I Think I'll Play Some Guitar.
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Hello
Give me all your money
Now
Thank you for your cooporation
Goodbye
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